Senin, 25 April 2011

FINALE BENERAN

Hey friends nggak terasa udah hampir sebulan gw nggak posting cerita di blog. Banyak hal yang terjadi sih yang baik maupun yang buruk (mostly the bad things) tapi rasanya gw udah nggak terlalu perduli juga. Alias its not going to be my problem anymore whatever it is hahaha *tertawa bebas*

And so ini adalah hari terakhir gw pentas di perusahaan ini. Frankly, I don't get any applause nor standing ovation from Pak Manajer, Pak Boss Ketjil dan Nenek Gerondong. Bahkan email tanda terimakasih gw pun tak di jawab. Ah ya sudahlah...bagi gw yang penting Pak Boss Besar (my Papih) dan Mr. Balaram reply email gw dengan sungguh-sungguh. If you don't mind I'd like to share their notes:

My Papih said:

Thank you for your farewell note. I would love to stake a claim some credit for the wonderful person that you are-thoughtful, caring, poise, smart, humorous and professional-but I will have to admit that is all due to the good values imparted by your family and your strong sense of self and desire for personal development. We will miss you very much and your absence will be felt by all

*hiks..terharu gw jadinya*

Mr. Balaram said:

Thanks for especially remembering me in your farewell message. It means much to me and I will cherish it. And yes, at least between you and me, this is certainly not the end. I value your friendship. All the best to you in your career and family.

*thank you Pak*
Nggak terasa udah hampir jam 4 sore..gw pun sudah selesai mengosongkan laci dan kolong meja dari benda-benda tak berguna. I've packed all my personal belongings into one big travel bag and two carton boxes. My fourteen years stuffs:




Until we meet again my friends probably in my next adventure in the corporate world. As I said to my Papih and Mr. Balaram in my farewell note "Friends will always remain as friends no matter where we are".****




Selasa, 05 April 2011

THE 1000 DOLLARS SHIT

Mungkin dulu gw pernah cerita (lupa sih kapan) bahwa gw punya ex-boss orang India, sebut aja namanya Mr. Balaram. Walopun udah nggak kerja di sini namun terkadang dia sering diundang untuk ngasih coaching sessions to the Managers & Directors. 

Tanpa sepengetahuan orang kantor kita masih sering email-emailan via hotmail. Biasanya sih gw yang curhat dan minta pendapat ex-boss gw itu tentang problem-problem yang naudzubillah bin pelik.

So kisah pengunduran diri gw dari perusahaan ini pun jadi topik anget dalam chat kami kemarin. Mr. Balaram sempet wanti-wanti bahwa the saga is not over yet until the last day of your service. It will be interesting to know if in the end you will get a detachment pay (semacam uang perpisahan).

Haduh jujur aja gw bener-bener nggak mengharapkan kompensasi apa-apa sih selain hak yang disebutkan dalam UU no. 13 thn 2003. Sisanya terserah perusahaan hantu belau aja deh..daripada gw sinting mikirinnya, ya nggak?

Speaking of compensation and detachment pay, Mr. Balaram cerita bahwa kisah haru biru tentang perpisahan karyawan di kantor ini udah sering terjadi sebelumnya. Ada beberapa karyawan loyal yang ujung-ujungnya malah berantem sama si Papih karena hak nya nggak dibayar. Hohoho...why am I not surprised? Kalo urusan duit si Papih itu ngalahin kejamnya Hitler.

Tapi sebenernya diluar itu Papih orangnya royal dalam hal traktir makan, minum wine dan hadiah natal. Kita sering kok diajak dinner di fancy restaurant, minum wine yg mahal dan hadiah-hadiah macam tas, parfum atau cokelat.





Mr. Balaram said that "Your boss can treat the group a dinner worth 1000 dollars. Not to mention the expensive wines. But he didn't realized that actually everybody just want their fair portion of 250 dollars. Because by the end of the day the dinner will end up as SHIT!!" Hwahahahaha.....bener bangeeettt.****