Senin, 28 Maret 2011

I LOVE YOU, GOODBYE!

This is it! Gw akhirnya mengundurkan dari perusahaan ini pada hari Jumat minggu lalu. Wow..empat belas tahun lho ternyata. Gw bongkar-bongkar file personnel dan menemukan surat perjanjian kerja gw tertanggal 1 Oktober 1997. Hwahaha....how ancient. Warna suratnya pun udah rada pudar persis dokumen perjuangan jaman baheula.

Saat itu Pak Boss Ketjil shock berat sambil mengajukan pertanyaan-pertanyaan:

1. What? (Apa yang terjadi)
Pliis deh udah tau tapi masih nanyak. Siapa yang sudi sih kerja 1001 macam tapi gaji tiap bulan telat terus?  Uang makan dan transport overtime juga udah dicabut sejak awal tahun ini. Bonus tahun 2009 aja masih ada separuh ditahan sama perusahaan. Bayangkaaan?!

2. Why? (Kenapa)
Jawabannya idem sama yang di atas hehehe

3. When? (Kapan)
Well my last working day shall be on 25 April

4. Where? (Kemana)
Mau tauuuu ajah! Hohoho... 

Tapi lain halnya dengan menghadapi Pak Boss Besar (my papih). Frankly speaking it is far more difficult to deal with him. Begitu dia terima email gw tadi pagi (persis ketika gw selesai menghabiskan secangkir kopi)

Krriiiinggg!!! Krriiingggg!!!

Papih :Apa kabar? (basa basi)
Gw: Baik Pak and you? 
Papih: Yeah I'm fine. Listen..I want to talk to you about your email. Can you kindly let me know what is it that you want me to do?
Gw: Ha? (bingung maksudnya apa)
Papih: Let me know what I must do to change your mind (tegas)
Gw: Oh! (perut mulai mules) Well..(matilah gw mesti ngomong apaan yak?)
Papih: Anything that you want me to do I will commit and accommodate as long as you change your mind

Ampun deh..entah kenapa gw selalu nggak bisa sadis terhadap si Papih. He always has his ways to make me feel guilty. Aaarrggghhhh!!!

And you know what? Ketika gw akan menjawab semua statements nya. Papih bilang: "Please don't answer. I don't want to hear your answer now. I want you to think it over and reconsider. I will call you again tomorrow morning" Jreeenggg...jreenngggg....

Menghayal background Krisdayanti singing lagu I Love You Goodbyeeee***











6 komentar:

  1. I hate but I don't miss you kaleeeee...


    hahahaha.. Ganbatte..

    Hope in this new company, there will be new story and funnier to share with...

    BalasHapus
  2. ...speechless...

    just want to say: Congratz & Success! :D

    Though I am surely miss the stories...:P

    BalasHapus
  3. Hehehe..makasih ya support nya. Hari ini Pak Boss Besar dan Pak Boss Ketjil bergantian nelponin gw. Tapi semakin mereka bicara gw jadi semakin ill feel hahaha...

    BalasHapus
  4. Hahaha Suck in!!!deh sama si boss besar and kecil..this is life..u have to survived..lol
    be prepared for tomorrow ya vi....goodluck...tante ikutan do'a in...luv you...

    BalasHapus
  5. Apapun itu keputusan elo, gw yakin itu yg terbaik buat karir elo..gutlak emakkk... :D

    BalasHapus
  6. @Tante: hahaha iya..those bad guys deserved it dont they?

    @Reny: thanks ya darling :)

    BalasHapus